‘San Andreas’ Movie Review 0 1048

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Superheroes. Giant buildings falling down. And Dwayne Johnson. Three things that seem to sell movies these days and San Andreas, the latest big-budget Hollywood disaster flick, has at least two of those things, although by this point the former wrestling star is about the closest thing we have to Superman in the world of movies.

Johnson plays Los Angeles Fire Department Chief Ray Gaines, a hard-working family man who is on the verge of a divorce from his wife Emma (Carla Gugino) and has an increasingly distant relationship with his daughter Blake (Alexandra Daddario) as a result. After a massive Earthquake hits the San Andreas fault in California, Ray makes a daring trek across the state to rescue his daughter who is on a perilous survival journey of her own.

Directed by Brad Peyton (reuniting with Johnson after Journey 2: The Mysterious Island) and written by Carlton Cuse (TV’s Lost), San Andreas is an unashamedly bold, brash, bombastic disaster blockbuster that attempts everything it can to shock and awe its audience with the sheer scale of its destruction. On that level the film is an impressive beast, with fantastic CGI when it matters (although there are certainly niggling, “smaller” moments of visual effects that are a bit dodgy), with buildings falling down and entire chunks of land collapsing inwards like there’s no tomorrow – to try and create the effect that there very well might not be one – and we thankfully get to view much of it in focus and plain to see, with far less of the shaky cam and quick cuts that so often mar blockbusters these days.

So why isn’t San Andreas more fun? It’s hard to put a finger on exactly why but, for all its CGI bells and whistles, death, destruction and general gargantuan catastrophes, it never feels real. Now that might seem silly to say in what is essentially a popcorn blockbuster and the CGI certainly doesn’t do anything to dissuade. But the film seems to be have a sense of self-importance about it that we should be caring and, indeed, believe in what’s unfolding on-screen. There’s an irritating lack of real peril throughout, strange considering the massive devastation portrayed on-screen all but guarantees that there will be from the outset.

Perhaps it comes down to the human element underneath all the annihilation, which features one-dimensional characterization, cheesy dialogue and hackneyed familial plotting ripped straight from disaster movies of years past (The Day After Tomorrow chief among them). There’s the doting father trying to save his family at all costs, the soon-to-be-ex-wife drama, the asshole new boyfriend (played by former Mr. Fantastic Ioan Gruffudd). All generic ingredients lifted straight off an unexciting shelf that actually manages to overwhelm the otherwise eye-popping visuals.

There’s a moment fairly early on where a certain character is trapped in an underground parking lot before cutting to another part of the city and story. When it finally returns to the character-in-peril, I realised I had totally forgotten about them until that point. This is a small example of the trouble the film has with making us care about its characters, shoving cack-handed family strife down our throats to the point where when it finally does come to a supposedly emotional moment, it falls entirely flat. There are a couple of moments that wink at the camera in a knowing way but for the most part the film seems naive in its belief that these are well-written characters about whom we actually care.

The performances are decent enough, with Johnson charismatic as ever as the heroic Ray, even if it he gets less to do than you might think; Gugino is a reliable presence as always and the attention-grabbing rising star Daddario does her best with a damsel in distress role, while Paul Giamatti is utterly wasted in the role of the obligatory earthquake expert. They’re perfectly capable performers saddled with lacklustre characters.

If you like your disaster movies big, loud, in-your-face and relentless in its destruction then San Andreas does its job perfectly well, putting every dollar of its $100 million budget up on-screen and showing off just what modern day CGI can achieve. I just wish there had been more attention paid to the human stuff that accompanies it because, as it stands, there’s a curious lack of empathy amid the devastation.

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I'm a freelance film reviewer and blogger with over 10 years of experience writing for various different reputable online and print publications. In addition to my running, editing and writing for Thoughts On Film, I am also the film critic for The National, the newspaper that supports an independent Scotland, covering the weekly film releases, film festivals and film-related features. I have a passion for all types of cinema, and have a particular love for foreign language film, especially South Korean and Japanese cinema. Favourite films include The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction and 2001: A Space Odyssey.

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Tolkien Biopic to Be Released in May 0 6160

10th May, 2019 is when Tolkien will be released to the world, an autobiographical film that will revolve around the early days of legendary author J.R.R. Tolkien before he became the literary giant that he is today.

Here on Thoughts on Film we are big fans of his work and the recent films made by Peter Jackson. The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings (LOTR), are responsible for originating a universe that has gone on to inspire movies, animation, fiction, and modern media interpretations.



This is why Tolkien is regarded by many as the greatest fantasy author of all time. His creative stamp can be seen nearly everywhere in modern media. There’s the direct reinterpretation of his work in the recently released action roleplaying game Middle Earth: Shadow of War, where players are thrust into a major role in Tolkien’s literary canon. George R.R. Martin, who originated the now globally-popular Game of Thrones series on HBO, openly reveres LOTR as the inspiration for his work, citing the early death of Gandalf in Fellowship of the Ring as having a profound effect on his “own willingness to kill characters at the drop of a hat.” On the web, more Tolkien-inspired work can be found on leading slot portal Slingo and its many online titles dedicated to the fantasy genre, including Amazon Queen, Fae Legend Warrior, and Magic Castle, all of which feature elements that can be traced back to the author’s massive body of work. Technically speaking, the same can be said of nearly every major fantasy brand out there today, from Dungeons & Dragons to Magic: the Gathering. In short, almost every type of entertainment that features western fantasy can be traced back to the works of Tolkien.

In the upcoming Tolkien movie, the man will be played by Nicholas Hoult, whom is best known for Mad Max: Fury Road and Hank McCoy in the most recent X-Men movies. And now, the actor’s versatility will be tested as he steps into the shoes of the most iconic fantasy writer of all time. Starring alongside Hoult will be the actress Lily Collins as Edith Bratt – the woman whom Tolkien loved above all and is reportedly the inspiration for all “elven princess characters” in the LOTR series.

Helming the film is director Dome Karukoski whose CV includes 2017’s Tom of Finland, a critically acclaimed chronicle of the life and works of the controversial artist of the same name. And while media outlets haven’t yet heard from either the cast, director, or crew of the film, an official synopsis of the movie has been released via Collider. “Tolkien explores the formative years of the orphaned author as he finds friendship, love and artistic inspiration among a group of fellow outcasts at school. This takes him into the outbreak of World War I, which threatens to tear the “Fellowship” apart. All of these experiences would inspire Tolkien to write his famous Middle-earth novels.” It sounds like a real treat for film, literature, and Middle Earth fans.

Feature: 2019 Oscar Predictions 0 4083

I think it’s fair to say that the run up to this year’s Oscars has been a little messier than usual, from unexpected and bizarre wins at other awards shows (Vice winning Best Editing at the BAFTAs, anyone?) to ridiculous decisions by the Academy to change the show around.

The latter has proved a particular point of contention with both those in the industry to onlookers on social media, with choices such as not letting all the songs be performed to introducing a Best Popular Film category (whatever that means) to not airing four categories live; Editing and Cinematography proved a particular issue, sending the folks of Film Twitter into a Hulk-like rage.

Thankfully all of these decisions except for the one to not have a main host have taken the walk-back of shame; I look forward to Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair again. Of course there’s still the issue of plenty of thoroughly deserving films, filmmakers and performances not being up for any Oscars at all (*cough* Toni Collette! *cough*) but of course that’s not an issue unique to this year.

The show must go on, as they say, and I thought a week out from this year’s ceremony I’d throw my hat into the ring as far as predictions goes. Below I’ve listed what I think will win in each category, as well as what I personally would like to see pick up that little gold man come next Sunday evening.

Best Picture

Want to win: A Star is Born
Will win: Green Book

Lead Actor

Want to win: Bradley Cooper (A Star is Born)
Will win: Rami Malek (Bohemian Rhapsody)

Lead Actress

Want to win: Olivia Colman (The Favourite)
Will win: Olivia Colman (The Favourite)

Supporting Actor

Want to win: Richard E. Grant (Can You Ever Forgive Me?)
Will win: Mahershala Ali (Green Book)

Supporting Actress

Want to win: Emma Stone (The Favourite)
Will win: Regina King (If Beale Street Could Talk)

Director

Want to win: Alfonso Cuarón (Roma)
Will win: Alfonso Cuarón (Roma)

Animated Feature

Want to win: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Will win: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Adapted Screenplay

Want to win: BlacKkKlansman
Will win: BlacKkKlansman

Original Screenplay

Want to win: First Reformed
Will win: The Favourite

Cinematography

Want to win: Roma
Will win: Roma

Documentary Feature

Want to win: Free Solo
Will win: Minding the Gap

Foreign Language Film

Want to win: Roma
Will win: Roma

Film Editing

Want to win: BlacKkKlansman
Will win: Bohemian Rhapsody

Sound Editing

Want to win: A Quiet Place
Will win: Bohemian Rhapsody

Sound Mixing

Want to win: A Star is Born
Will win: Bohemian Rhapsody

Production Design

Want to win: Roma
Will win: The Favourite

Original Score

Want to win: If Beale Street Could Talk
Will win: Black Panther

Original Song

Want to win: Shallow (A Star is Born)
Will win: Shallow (A Star is Born)

Makeup and Hair

Want to win: Mary Queen of Scots
Will win: Vice

Costume Design

Want to win: Black Panther
Will win: The Favourite

Visual Effects

Want to win: Avengers: Infinity War
Will win: Ready Player One

Animated Short

Want to win: Bao
Will win: Bao

Live Action Short

Want to win: Marguerite
Will win: Marguerite

Documentary Short Subject

Want to win: Black Sheep
Will win: Lifeboat

Do you agree? Disagree? Feel free to leave your predictions/wishes for the winners below or tweet @TOF_UK or @rosstmiller.

Roll on Sunday!