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From the mind of Seth MacFarlane – the man behind such TV animated hits as Family Guy, American Dad and The Cleveland Show – comes this most ludicrous of comedies. But the key to any good comedy is actually being funny and Ted certainly ticks that box.

Concepts don’t come much higher than this, pardon the pun. Ted centres on a boy, John, who gets a teddy bear for Christmas one year and that night wishes it would come to life and be his best friend. Lo and behold that’s exactly what happens. Cut to 27 years later, John is now 35 years old (now played by Mark Wahlberg) and Ted has grown up right alongside him, now a foul-mouthed, pop culture referencing pothead who is messing up John’s relationship with his long-time girlfriend Lori (Mila Kunis).

Hitting the audience with joke after joke after joke, the film rarely lets up with its crude humour and references to everything from Flash Gordon (an extended gag throughout) to Justin Bieber – no one is safe. And just to be clear, despite at-first glance this being a movie about a cute teddy bear that talks it is incredibly rude, with enough swearing to wipe away any notions that this is at all a kids film. This ain’t your childhood’s toy story.

As a debut this is massively impressive stuff from MacFarlane. Fulfilling co-writing, producing, directing and voice acting duties he successfully achieves what he so clearly set out to do; make a genuinely funny comedy which keeps the laughs coming (even if there’s one you don’t connect with there will be two more coming right up to fix that), dispensing with the random cut away style of Family Guy et al, and even adding a touch of surprising heart to the proceedings. There’s a sweet message in there somewhere amidst all the swearing and fart jokes, and somehow MacFarlane – alongside regular Family Guy writers Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild – strikes a very nice balance.

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There’s also some genuinely great supporting performances, with Wahlberg flexing his comedic muscles to once again prove he’s more than just the good-looking tough guy (Channing Tatum eat your heart out…), Mila Kunis who makes the romance sub-lot actually believable and a host of supporting performances and cameos from faces you’ll recognize left, right and centre. Crucially, though, the film keeps Ted himself in the spotlight and to its credit sticks to its preposterous concept the whole way. It does all it can to make sure you buy into the conceit by making Ted a real, credible character who you actually grow to care about and who you might actually forget is just a CGI creation. Never underestimate the power of convincing special effects.

The movie does falter somewhat when it feels the need to add an almost entirely unnecessary villain to the story, and ramp things up to a level that’s out of place with the rest. In comparison to last year’s similarly out-there Paul – also focusing on a computer generated character who swears, smokes drugs and thrives on referencing movies – Ted doesn’t quite handle things as well when it moves beyond the two main characters shooting the shit on the couch. Nevertheless, this is more effective as the overall comedy it aims to be.

Since the concept behind Ted is such a ridiculous one the finished product so easily could have fallen flat on its furry face. Fortunately Ted does no such thing thanks to a smart script, likeable performances, a sweetness to go with the crudeness and most importantly the fact that it’s just very, very funny. Job well done.

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I'm a freelance film reviewer and blogger with over 10 years of experience writing for various different reputable online and print publications. In addition to my running, editing and writing for Thoughts On Film, I am also the film critic for The National, the newspaper that supports an independent Scotland, covering the weekly film releases, film festivals and film-related features. I have a passion for all types of cinema, and have a particular love for foreign language film, especially South Korean and Japanese cinema. Favourite films include The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction and 2001: A Space Odyssey.

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  1. Very nice review Ross.Ted as you said could have been such a ridiculous story,but who could not warm to this foul mouthed furry guy,he’s just way too cute !! I am sure some will be a little bothered with some of the humour,which goes over the offending line at times,but then again joke material often does. All said this comedy worked for me, that fight scene between Ted and John had my ribs hurting with laughter 🙂 Yes yes yes

  2. Great review Ross! I totally agree about the film too. I was afraid it was going to be as ridiculous as you said that it could have been. But much to my delight it wasn’t. Also it was extremely funny and the rare comedy that doesn’t show all of it’s funny moments in the trailers. The only thing I will say about the film is that I will never be able to believe Wahlberg as the bad ass kicking peoples ass in movies anymore. Everytime he tries I’ll be like dude you got your ass kicked by a teddy bear, shut up! Sorry Marky Mark, you have been ruined in fight scenes.

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Tolkien Biopic to Be Released in May 0 6146

10th May, 2019 is when Tolkien will be released to the world, an autobiographical film that will revolve around the early days of legendary author J.R.R. Tolkien before he became the literary giant that he is today.

Here on Thoughts on Film we are big fans of his work and the recent films made by Peter Jackson. The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings (LOTR), are responsible for originating a universe that has gone on to inspire movies, animation, fiction, and modern media interpretations.



This is why Tolkien is regarded by many as the greatest fantasy author of all time. His creative stamp can be seen nearly everywhere in modern media. There’s the direct reinterpretation of his work in the recently released action roleplaying game Middle Earth: Shadow of War, where players are thrust into a major role in Tolkien’s literary canon. George R.R. Martin, who originated the now globally-popular Game of Thrones series on HBO, openly reveres LOTR as the inspiration for his work, citing the early death of Gandalf in Fellowship of the Ring as having a profound effect on his “own willingness to kill characters at the drop of a hat.” On the web, more Tolkien-inspired work can be found on leading slot portal Slingo and its many online titles dedicated to the fantasy genre, including Amazon Queen, Fae Legend Warrior, and Magic Castle, all of which feature elements that can be traced back to the author’s massive body of work. Technically speaking, the same can be said of nearly every major fantasy brand out there today, from Dungeons & Dragons to Magic: the Gathering. In short, almost every type of entertainment that features western fantasy can be traced back to the works of Tolkien.

In the upcoming Tolkien movie, the man will be played by Nicholas Hoult, whom is best known for Mad Max: Fury Road and Hank McCoy in the most recent X-Men movies. And now, the actor’s versatility will be tested as he steps into the shoes of the most iconic fantasy writer of all time. Starring alongside Hoult will be the actress Lily Collins as Edith Bratt – the woman whom Tolkien loved above all and is reportedly the inspiration for all “elven princess characters” in the LOTR series.

Helming the film is director Dome Karukoski whose CV includes 2017’s Tom of Finland, a critically acclaimed chronicle of the life and works of the controversial artist of the same name. And while media outlets haven’t yet heard from either the cast, director, or crew of the film, an official synopsis of the movie has been released via Collider. “Tolkien explores the formative years of the orphaned author as he finds friendship, love and artistic inspiration among a group of fellow outcasts at school. This takes him into the outbreak of World War I, which threatens to tear the “Fellowship” apart. All of these experiences would inspire Tolkien to write his famous Middle-earth novels.” It sounds like a real treat for film, literature, and Middle Earth fans.

Feature: 2019 Oscar Predictions 0 4081

I think it’s fair to say that the run up to this year’s Oscars has been a little messier than usual, from unexpected and bizarre wins at other awards shows (Vice winning Best Editing at the BAFTAs, anyone?) to ridiculous decisions by the Academy to change the show around.

The latter has proved a particular point of contention with both those in the industry to onlookers on social media, with choices such as not letting all the songs be performed to introducing a Best Popular Film category (whatever that means) to not airing four categories live; Editing and Cinematography proved a particular issue, sending the folks of Film Twitter into a Hulk-like rage.

Thankfully all of these decisions except for the one to not have a main host have taken the walk-back of shame; I look forward to Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair again. Of course there’s still the issue of plenty of thoroughly deserving films, filmmakers and performances not being up for any Oscars at all (*cough* Toni Collette! *cough*) but of course that’s not an issue unique to this year.

The show must go on, as they say, and I thought a week out from this year’s ceremony I’d throw my hat into the ring as far as predictions goes. Below I’ve listed what I think will win in each category, as well as what I personally would like to see pick up that little gold man come next Sunday evening.

Best Picture

Want to win: A Star is Born
Will win: Green Book

Lead Actor

Want to win: Bradley Cooper (A Star is Born)
Will win: Rami Malek (Bohemian Rhapsody)

Lead Actress

Want to win: Olivia Colman (The Favourite)
Will win: Olivia Colman (The Favourite)

Supporting Actor

Want to win: Richard E. Grant (Can You Ever Forgive Me?)
Will win: Mahershala Ali (Green Book)

Supporting Actress

Want to win: Emma Stone (The Favourite)
Will win: Regina King (If Beale Street Could Talk)

Director

Want to win: Alfonso Cuarón (Roma)
Will win: Alfonso Cuarón (Roma)

Animated Feature

Want to win: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Will win: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Adapted Screenplay

Want to win: BlacKkKlansman
Will win: BlacKkKlansman

Original Screenplay

Want to win: First Reformed
Will win: The Favourite

Cinematography

Want to win: Roma
Will win: Roma

Documentary Feature

Want to win: Free Solo
Will win: Minding the Gap

Foreign Language Film

Want to win: Roma
Will win: Roma

Film Editing

Want to win: BlacKkKlansman
Will win: Bohemian Rhapsody

Sound Editing

Want to win: A Quiet Place
Will win: Bohemian Rhapsody

Sound Mixing

Want to win: A Star is Born
Will win: Bohemian Rhapsody

Production Design

Want to win: Roma
Will win: The Favourite

Original Score

Want to win: If Beale Street Could Talk
Will win: Black Panther

Original Song

Want to win: Shallow (A Star is Born)
Will win: Shallow (A Star is Born)

Makeup and Hair

Want to win: Mary Queen of Scots
Will win: Vice

Costume Design

Want to win: Black Panther
Will win: The Favourite

Visual Effects

Want to win: Avengers: Infinity War
Will win: Ready Player One

Animated Short

Want to win: Bao
Will win: Bao

Live Action Short

Want to win: Marguerite
Will win: Marguerite

Documentary Short Subject

Want to win: Black Sheep
Will win: Lifeboat

Do you agree? Disagree? Feel free to leave your predictions/wishes for the winners below or tweet @TOF_UK or @rosstmiller.

Roll on Sunday!