‘Walking with Dinosaurs: The 3D Movie’ Review 0 1567

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There’s something to be said for a movie that can provide both big-screen entertainment and education about a much-loved subject for its target audience. Unfortunately Walking With Dinosaurs: The 3D Movie aims for that but completely misses the mark. This is unlike its name sake Walking With Dinosaurs, the 1999 mini-series from the BBC. The graphic documentary was ahead of its time, and actually helped us understand a little more about prehistoric perils. The new version, on the other hand, takes us to the abstract and somewhat flat world of the make believe.

The plot starts off with an uncle, Zack (Karl Urban), who takes his eager niece Jade (Angourie Rice) and reluctant nephew Ricky (Charlie Rowe) on a paleontological excavation. Once they arrive, a bird called Alex (voiced by John Leguizamo) appears and starts talking to Ricky about the history of dinosaurs and why their story is so important.

We then travel back millions of years when we meet Patchi (voiced by Justin Long), the runt of a litter of his dinosaur herd. He struggles to keep up with his older, much stronger brother Cowler (Skyler Stone) as he travels with the herd during their migration for the winter, along the way meeting Juniper (Tiya Sircar), an amiable female dinosaur from another herd for whom he falls head over heels.

The film attempts to be both an adventurous tale of the dinosaurs’ journey across vast landscapes and a historical lesson about whatever dinosaur we come across but it succeeds at being neither. Its action isn’t exciting enough and its (paper thin) plot not compelling enough to be the former, while the information is not thorough enough to be a worthwhile example of the latter. Any kids who are not interested in dinosaurs won’t see the film anyway and any who are will already know most of the stuff the film presents. The film then finds itself walking an awkward middle ground, pleasing no one.

On the plus side it looks nice and the zoomed out shots of the dinosaurs migrating are beautiful and hint at the big-scale adventure it had the potential to be. But just when you settle into a visually sumptuous shot of scenery, up pops the unnecessary and relentless narration, annoying and inconsistent voice-acting (it’s never clear why we hear certain dinosaurs speaking and not others) and perfunctory explanations of each and every new dinosaur species we see.

It’s impossible for a dinosaur film that mixes live-action with CGI not to invite comparisons with Jurassic Park. Needless to say this pales in comparison to Steven Spielberg’s seminal blockbuster, both in how it utilizes its special effects and how it presents the spectacle. Watching the dinosaurs fight or trying to escape attack from predators feels weirdly lacking in peril, while the script’s over-reliance on juvenile humour and uncomfortable anthropomorphization perpetually cheapens it.

The people behind Walking with Dinosaurs: The 3D Movie don’t seem to understand that there’s a difference between talking at the same level as children, the intended audience, and talking down to them (read: kids are smarter than you think). While visually lovely in spite of the gimmicky 3D, this is a frankly silly, ineffective and weirdly misjudged mix of adventure and education.

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I'm a freelance film reviewer and blogger with over 10 years of experience writing for various different reputable online and print publications. In addition to my running, editing and writing for Thoughts On Film, I am also the film critic for The National, the newspaper that supports an independent Scotland, covering the weekly film releases, film festivals and film-related features. I have a passion for all types of cinema, and have a particular love for foreign language film, especially South Korean and Japanese cinema. Favourite films include The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction and 2001: A Space Odyssey.

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Tolkien Biopic to Be Released in May 0 5287

10th May, 2019 is when Tolkien will be released to the world, an autobiographical film that will revolve around the early days of legendary author J.R.R. Tolkien before he became the literary giant that he is today.

Here on Thoughts on Film we are big fans of his work and the recent films made by Peter Jackson. The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings (LOTR), are responsible for originating a universe that has gone on to inspire movies, animation, fiction, and modern media interpretations.



This is why Tolkien is regarded by many as the greatest fantasy author of all time. His creative stamp can be seen nearly everywhere in modern media. There’s the direct reinterpretation of his work in the recently released action roleplaying game Middle Earth: Shadow of War, where players are thrust into a major role in Tolkien’s literary canon. George R.R. Martin, who originated the now globally-popular Game of Thrones series on HBO, openly reveres LOTR as the inspiration for his work, citing the early death of Gandalf in Fellowship of the Ring as having a profound effect on his “own willingness to kill characters at the drop of a hat.” On the web, more Tolkien-inspired work can be found on leading slot portal Slingo and its many online titles dedicated to the fantasy genre, including Amazon Queen, Fae Legend Warrior, and Magic Castle, all of which feature elements that can be traced back to the author’s massive body of work. Technically speaking, the same can be said of nearly every major fantasy brand out there today, from Dungeons & Dragons to Magic: the Gathering. In short, almost every type of entertainment that features western fantasy can be traced back to the works of Tolkien.

In the upcoming Tolkien movie, the man will be played by Nicholas Hoult, whom is best known for Mad Max: Fury Road and Hank McCoy in the most recent X-Men movies. And now, the actor’s versatility will be tested as he steps into the shoes of the most iconic fantasy writer of all time. Starring alongside Hoult will be the actress Lily Collins as Edith Bratt – the woman whom Tolkien loved above all and is reportedly the inspiration for all “elven princess characters” in the LOTR series.

Helming the film is director Dome Karukoski whose CV includes 2017’s Tom of Finland, a critically acclaimed chronicle of the life and works of the controversial artist of the same name. And while media outlets haven’t yet heard from either the cast, director, or crew of the film, an official synopsis of the movie has been released via Collider. “Tolkien explores the formative years of the orphaned author as he finds friendship, love and artistic inspiration among a group of fellow outcasts at school. This takes him into the outbreak of World War I, which threatens to tear the “Fellowship” apart. All of these experiences would inspire Tolkien to write his famous Middle-earth novels.” It sounds like a real treat for film, literature, and Middle Earth fans.

Feature: 2019 Oscar Predictions 0 4031

I think it’s fair to say that the run up to this year’s Oscars has been a little messier than usual, from unexpected and bizarre wins at other awards shows (Vice winning Best Editing at the BAFTAs, anyone?) to ridiculous decisions by the Academy to change the show around.

The latter has proved a particular point of contention with both those in the industry to onlookers on social media, with choices such as not letting all the songs be performed to introducing a Best Popular Film category (whatever that means) to not airing four categories live; Editing and Cinematography proved a particular issue, sending the folks of Film Twitter into a Hulk-like rage.

Thankfully all of these decisions except for the one to not have a main host have taken the walk-back of shame; I look forward to Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair again. Of course there’s still the issue of plenty of thoroughly deserving films, filmmakers and performances not being up for any Oscars at all (*cough* Toni Collette! *cough*) but of course that’s not an issue unique to this year.

The show must go on, as they say, and I thought a week out from this year’s ceremony I’d throw my hat into the ring as far as predictions goes. Below I’ve listed what I think will win in each category, as well as what I personally would like to see pick up that little gold man come next Sunday evening.

Best Picture

Want to win: A Star is Born
Will win: Green Book

Lead Actor

Want to win: Bradley Cooper (A Star is Born)
Will win: Rami Malek (Bohemian Rhapsody)

Lead Actress

Want to win: Olivia Colman (The Favourite)
Will win: Olivia Colman (The Favourite)

Supporting Actor

Want to win: Richard E. Grant (Can You Ever Forgive Me?)
Will win: Mahershala Ali (Green Book)

Supporting Actress

Want to win: Emma Stone (The Favourite)
Will win: Regina King (If Beale Street Could Talk)

Director

Want to win: Alfonso Cuarón (Roma)
Will win: Alfonso Cuarón (Roma)

Animated Feature

Want to win: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Will win: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Adapted Screenplay

Want to win: BlacKkKlansman
Will win: BlacKkKlansman

Original Screenplay

Want to win: First Reformed
Will win: The Favourite

Cinematography

Want to win: Roma
Will win: Roma

Documentary Feature

Want to win: Free Solo
Will win: Minding the Gap

Foreign Language Film

Want to win: Roma
Will win: Roma

Film Editing

Want to win: BlacKkKlansman
Will win: Bohemian Rhapsody

Sound Editing

Want to win: A Quiet Place
Will win: Bohemian Rhapsody

Sound Mixing

Want to win: A Star is Born
Will win: Bohemian Rhapsody

Production Design

Want to win: Roma
Will win: The Favourite

Original Score

Want to win: If Beale Street Could Talk
Will win: Black Panther

Original Song

Want to win: Shallow (A Star is Born)
Will win: Shallow (A Star is Born)

Makeup and Hair

Want to win: Mary Queen of Scots
Will win: Vice

Costume Design

Want to win: Black Panther
Will win: The Favourite

Visual Effects

Want to win: Avengers: Infinity War
Will win: Ready Player One

Animated Short

Want to win: Bao
Will win: Bao

Live Action Short

Want to win: Marguerite
Will win: Marguerite

Documentary Short Subject

Want to win: Black Sheep
Will win: Lifeboat

Do you agree? Disagree? Feel free to leave your predictions/wishes for the winners below or tweet @TOF_UK or @rosstmiller.

Roll on Sunday!