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EIFF 2011: Stormhouse Movie Review 0 801

Sitting (un)comfortably as one of the biggest disappointments of the EIFF 2011, Dan Turner’s Stormhouse takes a potentially interesting premise and (mostly) squanders it on cheap jump scares and unnecessary bouts of gore.

A group of soldiers working on assignment in a top secret underground military base called “Stormhouse” call in a woman who can speak to the dead in order to help them deal with a supernatural entity they have managed to capture.

That premise may sound silly on paper, but plenty of horror/thrillers have ridiculous sounding premises that turn out to be genuinely frightening experiences. Unfortunately Stormhouse is not one of those films, instead it is as silly as you might imagine it to be. Ironically this is because of the fact the film takes itself so damn seriously, not sarcastically playing around with the possibilities the supernatural plot offers or poking fun at the idea.

Taking far too long to get into the swing of things, once it does Stormhouse only has three or four moments which actually work. Most of those are when the film concentrates on what you don’t see, what may be lurking in the shadows and round the next corner, what may be making that weird sound and so forth. But whenever it breaks away from the quietly suspenseful moments it resorts to lame jump scares (hint: there IS a difference between a well timed jump scare and just a loud noise) or over-the-top gore which only detracts from the experience.

Also, aside from – or perhaps because of – the mediocre (sometimes even flat-out bad) acting, we are never really given any reason to care about these characters beyond the obvious not wanting them to die. The leading actress is particularly bland and the soldiers lack any sort of likability or even believability, all of which keeps you at an emotional distance from them when you really should be praying for their survival.

By no means the worst example of this type of film, Stormhouse does offer a few worthwhile scares here and there. But as a whole it fails to deliver on its intriguing premise, building towards a conclusion which is as predictable as it is downright silly.

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The Muppets (2011) Movie Review 0 910

The Muppets movie review

It’s been more than a decade since The Muppets last appeared on the big-screen. Enough time that they’re not at the forefront of people’s minds but not too long that people have completely forgotten about them.

The brilliant set-up for the new movie, co-written by and starring Jason Segel, is that The Muppets aren’t actually together anymore and the world has moved on from their old, wholesome family entertainment style that once saw them globally popular. With the help of Walter, a huge fan of them, his “brother” Gary (Segel), and Gary’s girlfriend Mary (Amy Adams), they attempt to reunite the whole gang in order to save their old iconic theatre from destruction by an oil tycoon (Chris Cooper).

The Muppets does a couple of things quite brilliantly. First off, it does a great job of appealing to those people who (fondly) remember them from years past, infusing every scene with plenty of love and most importantly nostalgia for the characters and the overall happy vibe they give off. But at the same time it is fully aware that there will be people out there who either don’t have any idea who The Muppets are or barely remember them (whether it was before their time or they just weren’t exposed to them etc.). In the same way as J.J. Abrams Star Trek reboot, it keeps the original fans in mind while still making it appealing to a fresh audience. No mean feat – they pull it off with admirable aplomb.

The other thing this modern-day Muppets tale does is it appeals to audiences of all ages. Several generations of one family could all go and all laugh at the same scene. It has the silly slapstick stuff, the toilet humour and, of course, the funny-looking main characters themselves that will appeal to kids (and adults, for that matter!) but there’s also plenty of knowing and self-reflective humour that the adults can appreciate too. So whether it’s Fozzie Bear wearing “fart shoes” or Jason Segel making a knowing comment about travelling to another location “by map,” there’s something in there for everyone to laugh at.

A special mention must go to the music. Overseen by Bret McKenzie from Flight of the Conchords, there is a plethora of hilarious, catchy, and often flat-out genius songs that expands on that mix of joyfulness and astute humour found elsewhere in the film. While you’re bobbing your head and tapping your toes to the songs – from “Life’s a Happy Song” to “Man or Muppet” – if you listen specifically to the lyrics there’s some very clever stuff going on. Often the music is done in a similar style to Flight of the Conchords, where it would almost seem made up on the spot by the characters at hand if it weren’t so polished.

Judging The Muppets as an overall film narrative it may not hang together as well as it should, and there’s never really any unpredictability to be found as far as the actual plot goes. But when there’s such a feeling of love, happiness and pure joy oozing from every seam it’s hard to care about any of the cracks. Charming and genuinely funny, with well cast human characters (including a wealth of surprise cameos), and many-an-awesome song, The Muppets is an utter delight to sit through. You’d have to be pretty hard-hearted not to fall for it.

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This review was previously published at Blog Critics.

Man on a Ledge Movie Review 0 751

Man on a Ledge movie review

With a title as blunt and, quite frankly, stupid as Asger Leth’s Man on a Ledge, it’s right not to expect all that much. I wasn’t looking for an awards-worthy thriller with great acting or insanely witty dialogue. But I also wasn’t expecting it to mess up its quite brilliantly simple premise.

The film at least starts off well enough, delivering a premise that while outlandish is not totally unbelievable. We have a mysterious man (Sam Worthington) who appears to want to kill himself by jumping off a building. However, as we can easily guess, there’s more to the story than meets the eye.

We have a man… on a ledge… who is he? why does he want to kill himself? Why does he appear to be stalling for time?… The trouble with Man on a Ledge is it starts well, at a competently intelligent level but as the thread is pulled more and more and the real story behind the false front is revealed it becomes increasingly ridiculous until any semblance of believability or relatability is thrown out the window (so to speak…). And the way it attempts to weasel its way into being an emotional story with a purpose makes it all the worse.

The film fails to merge together two duel, related storylines into an enjoyable complete package. The stuff with Worthington on the ledge, with Elizabeth Banks as the negotiator, is far more interesting and engaging than the Ocean’s Eleven wannabe antics happening elsewhere.

A cast of talented actors including Worthington, Banks, Jamie Bell, Ed Harris, Anthony Mackie, Kyra Sedgwick and Titus Welliver is practically wasted here on half-hearted characterization, preposterous plot twists and trite, cliché-ridden character motivations. All this distracts from the already overly convoluted plot to the point where it’s hard to really care about anyone, even the guy who’s threatening to jump. Like the spectators below, I almost wished he would just do it and get it over with!

Minute-by-minute you can practically see the film’s IQ drop lower and lower until it finally descends into one of the most absurd, nonsensical endings to hit the screen in quite some time. And to add insult to injury it ultimately ties everything up far too conveniently for its own good, fumbling and stumbling on its way there, leaving an aftertaste of smugness in spite of its stupidity.

As a whole Man on a Ledge is not entirely devoid of entertainment as it at least keeps you guessing, even if one answer is as ridiculous as the last. Those willing to completely shut their brain off might get some dumb enjoyment out of it. But when you set everything up with an intriguing premise like this it’s all the more disappointing to see it turn out as dumb as you feared.

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This review was previously published at Blog Critics.